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The donkey killers and the fire starters

“I don’t know why we do these things – there was probably a reason once, but no one remembers  anymore – it’s just how we do fiesta here in Catalonia.” …….

Our host at the campsite in Oix – a tiny village celebrating its annual fiesta this weekend – shrugged as I asked him to explain last night’s high jinx. It’s as hard to describe as it is seemingly to explain, but here goes: Imagine stepping onto the set of Mad Max – where grown men and women are dressed head to toe in dark maroon fire-retardant trench coats, sporting old-style motorbike goggles, one wearing a rams head masks, horns, most with their faces painted, wicked grins all round and wooden staffs spiked with fireworks.

Rams Headed Fire-Starter!

Rams Headed Fire-Starter!

At eleven at night the few village lights still glowing were doused, the purple pirate drummers struck up a hearty beat and then the rebels came alive. Each of them lit the Catherine wheel fireworks on their staffs and ran at the crowd herded into the narrow street leading down to the church. Yes – AT the crowd!

Drummers

Drummers

Purple haze

Purple haze

It quickly became apparent why so many men where wearing old straw hats, as the sparks flew and the locals dashed not away from the maniacs trying to scorch them, but straight into the centre of the spewing embers to dance in circles with the fire-starters.

Dancing with the fire-starters

Dancing with the fire-starters

More dancing with the fire-starters

More dancing with the fire-starters

Fireworks showered down on us from the balconies overlooking the square and the little road that circled the church; sparks shot up our trouser-legs as the pyromaniacs swept the road around our feet with more explosives. As one firework died down another was fished from a leather pouch slung over their shoulder, pegged onto the staff and quickly lit.

Fireworks from the balcony

Fireworks from the balcony

Showering down from all angles

Showering down from all angles

 

Herding into the narrow streets

Herding into the narrow streets

 

Too late to look for cover!

Too late to look for cover!

A full circuit of the church later, the drums thrashed a final charge, the dancing became more frenetic and then almost as soon as it started, it was over. What the hell was that all about, and what the hell is coming next, we wondered. The lights came on and then, somewhat incongruously, a local Catalan reggae band started up on the stage – playing to a diminishing crowd as the fire dancers melted away back home again. It was fabulously crazy and we still haven’t found out why they do it. For equal mystery we could have stayed in Solsona – the town we left to come here – for their festival. Hanging donkeys by the neck and hauling them up to the top of the church spire is not my idea of a party.. but apparently that’s what passes for a good fiesta in Solsona!

Donkey disaster

Donkey disaster

Even at the gift shop...

Even at the gift shop…

Don’t panic donkey-lovers… it’s only a story and that’s only a model.  Apparently the donkey killers of Solsona were some not-so-smart fellows who had heard there was grass growing on the roof of the church, so decided the pull their donkeys up there for a feed… by the neck. They also have dancing giants and a bunch of other stuff that seems a little crazy to outsiders like us, but makes perfect sense to the locals. Solsona and Oix are in the heart of Catalonia. An autonomous region, with its own government, flag and language; the people are fiercely proud to be Catalan first and Spanish second.  It seems a lot of things are different here and traditions abound. Given that we are also so close to France – about 20 kms as the crow flies high up into the Pyrenees – I can get away with saying “vive la difference” !  

Rams Headed Fire-Starter! Too late to look for cover!Showering down from all anglesDancing with the fire-startersDrummers Herding into the narrow streetsPurple hazeMore dancing with the fire-startersFireworks from the balconyDonkey disaster

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Discovering a new way of life

Unless you count Catholic school, Rolling Stones concerts at Wembley Stadium and working for Greenpeace – I’ve never really engaged is serious cult activity…. until now… … .. ..

 

The 20th bi-annual International Friends of 2CV meeting was held for five days at a motorcycle Grand Prix race track in Alcaniz, Spain.And if these two opening sentences don’t contain enough contradictions already – stand by.

Geoff and I have had Charlie Charleston for a couple of months now.

Geoff and Charlie Charleston in reflective mood

Geoff and Charlie Charleston in reflective mood

 

We think the car is cool, fun and quirky; always raises a smile from others, sometimes brings mechanical worries and frowns, is certainly no power-house of a machine – but when all is said and done, it is only a machine. Or so we thought….

This is not a car, this is a way of life

Not just a car

Not just a car

 I have 2Cvs on my mind all the time

I have 2Cvs on my mind all the time

 

The declaration is certainly clearly true for many of the people who have travelled thousands of miles to be here. Some have been making the meeting pilgrimage since the 1970s. It is a 600cc machine that dictates holiday destinations and by the look of it, what many people’s savings are spent on.

Pretty in Pink?

Pretty in Pink?

 

The Burton conversion

The Burton conversion

 

Chequered history

Chequered history

Stuck on you

Stuck on you

More than four thousand cars descended on the baked hillside at Motorworld, Alcaniz. A tented city began to slowly emerge, to the relentless sound of metal on metal as pegs and poles were finally cracked into the iron-hard ground. Eventually the chalky white hillside was peppered with stiffly flying national flags, multi-coloured tents and cars, and echoed to hoots and toots as 2CV club members greeted old friends from the previous meet and paraded their treasured cars up and down the campsite. The peacock display was clearly much too important than to be slowed down by the brutal 45degree heat.

Purple People Pleaser

Purple People Pleaser

No Nukes Classic

No Nukes Classic

 

The Purists and the Pimps

They came in every shape and even size imaginable. Classic cars, lovingly restored with exquisite attention to detail vied for attention alongside those with every kind of change, addition and alteration you could think of. Men and women in their 70s traded notes and admiring glances with all the young dudes, united in common appreciation.

Yellow Peril

Yellow Peril

Another brick in the wall

Another brick in the wall

 

Double trouble

Double trouble

 

Got it pegged

Got it pegged

Licensed to....???

Licensed to….???

 

It is still a 2CV apparently

It is still a 2CV apparently

 

Bronzed Adonis

Bronzed Adonis

Escape from Alcaniz

We newbie owners lasted one sweat-soaked, breath-gasping day and night before we rolled up Chubby the tent , stuffed everything back into Charlie and drove in the opposite direction, retreating back to the tree-lined camp site 40 kms away – including bar and pool!!!

Are you going my way?

Are you going my way?

Look behind you

Look behind you

 

We resorted to day-tripping, shopping for supplies and casting incredulous eyes over the rally cars.

Rallying call

Rallying call

Skull and cross eyes!

Skull and cross eyes!

 

They take it very seriously

They take it very seriously

 

We traded travelling intel with a lovely young Spanish man who has spent the last four years trundling around the world in a 2CV  forty countries and two full engine repairs later and the same front tyres that he left on (Michelin is the way to go apparently!), he still grins when he tells the tales. All I can say is that 2CV owners are hard core. Geoff is still wondering if are they hard core or soft in the head – or a bit of both?

Can’t fail to smile

It is undeniable that there is something joyful about being surrounded by so many little ducks; seeing them scuttling around town, taking roundabouts at seemingly unfeasible angles and watching all those spectators who are unfamiliar with the car, its suspension and other characteristics simply stand back and watch with astonishment. We have been met with friendly smiles, encouraging words, sound advice and always good humour. As cults go – you could do a lot worse.

Getting our ducks in a row

Getting our ducks in a row

 

2CV Burton conversionCharlie Charleston and friends2CV painted like brick wallDouble ended 2CVMan with 2CV tattoo on his headPurple 2CVGeoff reflective in side door of Charlie CharlestonNo Nukes Classic 2CVNot just a car t-shirts2CV rally carPink 2CVSkull and cross eyes logoGiant clothes peg holding down the roof007 2CV2CV rally cars Two 2CVsYellow 2CV with matching trailer2cv with large yellow canopyStickers on boot of 2CVrow of 2CVs2Cv in rear view mirror2Cvs driving toward us

 

 

 

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Our own toilet and a fridge – what more could you want?

We’ve been on the road for just over a week now, so here’s a little update  – how we beat Black Saturday, our first visitor and our own toilet!

 

 

Black Saturday dawned bright and blue and we were completely unaware until the day before that the day we had picked to start our grand tour, was the same day that the rest of Europe always picks to start their two weeks in the sun. Leave in the afternoon and you will be fine (probably), was the advice we were given, and it was academic anyway. Despite being up with the lark, the flat still needed to be cleaned and then Charlie needed to be packed.

Have you heard the expression – squeezing a quart into a pint pot? It is our daily task. We have tried to pack the minimum, but even just with Chubby, our clothes bags and food provisions, we still have to wrestle it in every day. Have we brought too much gear – inevitably? Do we need it all right now – of course!

Can we fit it all in - yes we can!

Can we fit it all in – yes we can!

So by mid afternoon, we were ready to go and “put some miles between us and Amsterdam”. Charlie ate up the road all the way to Dinant in Belgium; our advice was good and we saw no sign of the holiday exodus – so there’s tip number one, never leave in a hurry!  We swapped the lowlands of the Netherlands for the craggy outcrops of Belgium’s premier climbing region, chugging slowly between the towering rocky pillars that greet you at the entrance.

Quite the arrival

Quite the arrival

Day two, country three as we crossed over into France. We’ve travelled diagonally across France from Dinant to Bordeaux, with a few stops along the way. It’s not meant to be fast, but we did not expect it to be this slow either. The GPS is programmed to avoid motorways, which has brought us through countless delightful villages and towns – all at 50 km per hour!

vive la France ancienne

vive la France ancienne

Wine as far as the eye can see

Wine as far as the eye can see

A few days ago we were calculating how long to travel 250km:  “I reckon three and a half to four hours,” I said. “Time was I would have said about an hour and a half,” was Geoff reply, with fond memories of a Ducati motorbike with an engine as third as big again as Charlie’s!

But we are now based in Bordeaux for a few days – staying first at the house of old family friends – Charles, Linda, Katie, Isobel, Fudge the dog and Ben the giant ginger cat – and now camping out in their soon(ish) to be summer house.

 

I'm not naughty at all!

I’m not naughty at all!

 

They can just chat away - I'll sit over here

They can just chat away – I’ll sit over here

Barbecue at the building site

Barbecue at the building site

There are walls and a roof, but the rest is a building site. It is in a gorgeous village by the sea and as Geoff says “we’ve scored our own toilet and a fridge”. What more does any one want!