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Monoliths, Mountains and Mighty Canyons.

Uluru stands 350 metres above ground and sits up to six miles below. It is spectacular, but on this continent of extreme nature it is not alone in its grandeur, scale and drama.

 

Light and shadow is cast by the passing clouds

Light and shadow is cast by the passing clouds

Formally known as Ayers Rock, Uluru is, to get technical, an inselberg. To be more evocative, that translates literally to – an island mountain. Long before you see it in its entirety, it dominates the skyline.

Looming on the horizon

Looming on the horizon

 

The rock

The rock

 

Even the wide angle lens doesn't do justice to the scale of Uluru

Even the wide angle lens doesn’t do justice to the scale of Uluru

 

It is nearly 9.5km in circumference. A mammoth sandstone rock in the middle of the desert, it is considered sacred by the Aboriginal people of the area and has captured the imagination of the millions of visitors who have come to gaze on its vastness over the years.

One of the many faces of Uluru

One of the many faces of Uluru

 

The black streaks and dimples become waterfalls and wells during the rains

The black streaks and dimples become waterfalls and wells during the rains

 

The colours are every changing with the sun and the clouds

The colours are every changing with the sun and the clouds

There are many differing Aboriginal stories of how the rock came to be, but regardless of which version, it is now one of the most recognisable nature wonders of Australia. It is famed for it ever-changing glorious red and golds as the sun drifts up, over and down its surprisingly smooth faces.

Watching the sunset at Uluru is one of the must do events of a visit. With the solid constant presence of the rock beyond the trees, the crowds swell and jostle for prime photo positions.

The crowds gather for sunset

The crowds gather for sunset

We were fortunate enough to spend the time with old friends. Mick and Rusty were at the Army Apprentice School with Geoff back in the day. We tagged along with Mick, his wife Sue and kids Jack and Georgia (aka Buzzard and Possum) and Rusty and Marg for a week of their holiday. Thanks for letting us gate-crash the party guys!

Rusty and Marg Playford

Rusty and Marg Playford

 

Mick, Sue, Jack and Georgia Poxon

Mick, Sue, Jack and Georgia Poxon

 

Us at Uluru at sunset

Us at Uluru at sunset

And then come the colours.

The red rock glows with fire as the sun dips

The red rock glows with fire as the sun dips

 

A pinky blue backdrop to the sunset

A pinky blue backdrop to the sunset

 

How many photos can you take of a rock at sunset? A lot!

How many photos can you take of a rock at sunset? A lot!

 

As the rock colour fades, the sky lights up

As the rock colour fades, the sky lights up

 

Sunrise is just as popular. Around on the opposite face early the next morning the coffee and cameras were at the ready.

Colours of morning

Colours of morning

 

Everyone is ready to greet and photograph the dawn

Everyone is ready to greet and photograph the dawn

 

The first morning blush in the sky and on the end of Uluru

The first morning blush in the sky and on the end of Uluru

 

Even the trees take on the morning glow

Even the trees take on the morning glow

 

Sunrise over the rock, with the Olgas in the distance

Sunrise over the rock, with the Olgas in the distance

The colours are perhaps not as dramatic and the night before, but that great rock still manages to capture your breath, and make you feel that magic is about to happen.

Uluru/Ayres Rock has not always been a happy place. There was the famous case of Lindy Chamberlain who fought a long court case to prove that a dingo and not she had killed her baby at the Rock.

For many years the local Aboriginal community claimed they were the traditional owners of the land and Uluru was theirs fought to be recognised as the rightful guardians of the area, and in 1985 the rock and the surrounding lands were finally handed back to them.

Thirty five people have died trying the climb the rock.

Testimony to some of those who have died climbing the rock

Testimony to some of those who have died climbing the rock

No photo can do justice to the difficulty of the climb and the steepness of the smooth rock face. A chain has been put in place for many years to help those who take up the challenge.

The climb to the top is a lot harder than it looks

The climb to the top is a lot harder than it looks

 

The climb is so steep that you need to pull yourself up on the chain

The climb is so steep that you need to pull yourself up on the chain

The Anangu Aboriginal people of the area, for whom the rock is sacred, request visitors not to make the climb and often nature puts a stop to it anyway, with high winds or low clouds making it even more dangerous and the chain is closed.

The request from the traditional owners not to climb, in front of the chain for the climbers

The request from the traditional owners not to climb, in front of the chain for the climbers

But many still do and the views from the top are reportedly spectacular.

Walk the line

Walk the line

 

As soon as the climb is open, people climb

As soon as the climb is open, people climb

The views from the base are pretty amazing. A 10km walk all around the rock shows the different faces and sacred places of Uluru. We thought we might ride it on hire bikes, but at $45 each, we decided a leisurely stroll was more our style!

Even the trees look ancient

Even the trees look ancient

 

Aboriginal stories and information feature all around Uluru

Aboriginal stories and information feature all around Uluru

 

The walk around the base of Uluru

The walk around the base of Uluru

 

The waterhole

The waterhole

 

The walk to the waterhole

The walk to the waterhole

 

From waterholes to surprising amounts of lush vegetation, and the more than twenty different species of animal that live and thrive on this lifeless looking rock, it is truly a special place worthy of its World Heritage Site status.

But it is not alone. Not far from Uluru is Kata Tjuta or the Olgas. A group of sandstone mountains even higher than Uluru and also part of the sacred dreaming and meeting places of the local Aboriginal people.

Kata Tjuta, the Olgas in the early morning haze

Kata Tjuta, the Olgas in the early morning haze

 

Kata Tjuta or the Olgas are also spectacular and hardly get a mention outside Australia

Kata Tjuta or the Olgas are also spectacular and hardly get a mention outside Australia

 

The highest point of Kata Tjuta is more than 200m higher than Uluru

The highest point of Kata Tjuta is more than 200m higher than Uluru

There are 36 domes in all, spread over nearly 22 km2 and while Uluru gets all the attention normally, the highest of the three dozen, Mount Olg – at 1,066m – towers over the Rock.

Like Uluru, there are many Aboriginal legends around the creation of the domes, but many are not told to outsiders, especially women, as much of the site is considered “men’s business.

Looking up on of the sheer walls of Kata Tjuta

Looking up on of the sheer walls of Kata Tjuta

 

 Mount Olga

Mount Olga

 

Walking through one of the gorges at the Olgas

Walking through one of the gorges at the Olgas

 

South of the Uluru / Kata Tjuta national park is another monster monolith – Mount Conner. With such illustrious near neighbours Mount Conner doesn’t get much press, and if you are coming up from the South it is often for people the first tantalising and incorrect glimpse of Uluru. But Mount Conner is pretty impressive in its own right, so we wanted to give him some space amongst the big ones.

Mount Conner

Mount Conner

Uluru and the Olgas may get the “being the biggest prize”, but Kings Canyon not only has size and scale, it also has a hike that boasts a 100m climb affectionately known as Heart Attack Hill, before you reach the rim. Once up there you are greeting with a reassuring defibrillator and emergency radio beacon!

The beginning of the climb up Heart Attack Hill

The beginning of the climb up Heart Attack Hill

 

Heading up Heart Attack Hill

Heading up Heart Attack Hill

 

Just in case Heart Attack Hill lives up to its name

Just in case Heart Attack Hill lives up to its name

 

There's still a long way to go

There’s still a long way to go

 

Thankfully we didn’t need the machine, and the five hundred roughly hewn steps we had toiled up lead us onto the top of the canyon and a six kilometre walk, scramble, hike over ancient stones and a landscape that has remained unchanged for millennia.

Just for scale - the tiny white dot in the centre is a person!

Just for scale – the tiny white dot in the centre is a person!

 

Vast vistas

Vast vistas

 

The cliff faces of the canyon are weathered over endless time. Some have had more recent rock falls, which have left spectacular slides behind.

Remnants of the last wall slide

Remnants of the last wall slide

 

Dramatic landscapes

Dramatic landscapes

 

Layers of time

Layers of time

 

Kings Canyon is an important watering hole in the harsh Red Centre of Australia. Little wonder that the waterhole and towering trees at the base of the gorge is called the Garden of Eden.

The Garden of Eden on the valley floor

The Garden of Eden on the valley floor

More than six hundred species of animals and plants live in the Canyon, taking shelter in the vast gorge and enjoying the Garden.

Looking toward the Garden of Eden, with the black outline of the steps across the gorge

Looking toward the Garden of Eden, with the black outline of the steps across the gorge

 

Looking along the curve of Kings Canyon

Looking along the curve of Kings Canyon

 

Flowers and berries feed the many birds and animals that live in Kings canyon

Flowers and berries feed the many birds and animals that live in Kings canyon

 

Bowed and ancient

Bowed and ancient

 

Kings Canyon is a key water source in the area and the River Gums know it

Kings Canyon is a key water source in the area and the River Gums know it

 

Nature will always find a way to flourish

Nature will always find a way to flourish

 

It is surprising how much grows on what seems like barren rock

It is surprising how much grows on what seems like barren rock

 

The Lost City is another area of the Canyon Rim – with towering walls and stunning natural formations, including solid rock, still rippling with the traces long-forgotten streams.

Where the river once ran through it

Where the river once ran through it

 

The climb opens out into a natural amphitheatre

The climb opens out into a natural amphitheatre

 

More recently tourism has brought a boom to the area. Cotterill’s Look Out is named after one of the Red Centre’s early pioneers of tourism to the region – Jack Cotterill.

Crossing the bridge to Cotterill's lookout

Crossing the bridge to Cotterill’s lookout

 

Looking across to Cotterill's Look Out

Looking across to Cotterill’s Look Out

 

While Uluru and Kata Tjuta and Kings Canyon may be a relatively new find for tourists, local Aboriginal people have lived and thrived in each place for more than 20,000 years and they rugged rocks, canyons and mountains are still important sacred areas for them. After visiting all three it is easy to see why.

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Blustery Days and the Kindness of Strangers

You were totally crazy to travel in the summer heat, go in the winter – it’s much better. So they said, as we hit hail storms, gales and freezing temperatures.

Our latest trip started out beautifully, with a perfect sunset on a lovely beach on the south coast at Warrnambool.

Dramatic winter evening skies and seas

Dramatic winter evening skies and seas

 

 Gratuitous gorgeous sunset

Gratuitous gorgeous sunset

But the signs were already there that things were about to change.

The wintry waters were a prelude to the hailstorm later that evening

The wintry waters were a prelude to the hailstorm later that evening

Perhaps we should have heeded the warnings at Robe – where the obelisk has stood for more than 100 years in the teeth of wind-whipped waves and icy blasts.

The warning obelisk at Robe

The warning obelisk at Robe

But by the next day when we arrived in Portland, we had to dodge hail storms and were literally holding onto our hats in the wind.

Often the breakwater is swamped by waves straight up from Antarctica

Often the breakwater is swamped by waves straight up from Antarctica

 

It is one of the busiest harbours in South Australia

It is one of the busiest harbours in South Australia

But the wintry sun also shone amid it all and we powered on. We were due to meet up with some old army buddies of Geoff’s so we were on a schedule – for once! Next stop the delightful waterside at Meningie and the wonderful pelicans of Lake Albert.

The soft colours of morning over the lake at Menigie

The soft colours of morning over the lake at Menigie

 

Pelican pier

Pelican pier

 

Ta Dah!

Ta Dah!

 

Directions on where to leave your dead fish - not the usual sign you see at the bins

Directions on where to leave your dead fish – not the usual sign you see at the bins

 

Early morning pelicans

Early morning pelicans

 

From the delightful poise of the pelicans, we had to stop and photograph one of Australia’s famous “big things”. Larry the Lobster in Kingston SE did not disappoint.

Yep, it's a giant lobster

Yep, it’s a giant lobster

Moving on to Victor Harbor and another big thing, but far more impressive. The stoic, solemn and very real Albert, the tram-pulling shire horse, who daily plods from the mainland to Granite Island.

Albert the tram horse gets ready to roll

Albert the tram horse gets ready to roll

We didn’t want to disturb his slow haul, but couldn’t help but join the rest of the appreciative crowds. It didn’t show on his greying face, but the tram operator assured us that Albert is only a young horse and loves the company along the route.

Geoff and Albert take a stroll

Geoff and Albert take a stroll

 

Albert plods ahead to Granite Island

Albert plods ahead to Granite Island

 

The road and rail to Granite Island, off Victor Harbor

The road and rail to Granite Island, off Victor Harbor

 

Visitors come from all over the world to see Albert and the other tram horses

Visitors come from all over the world to see Albert and the other tram horses

 

We had a date in the bouncily named Booleroo Centre to meet Geoff’s old friends. But before they even arrived we had made some new ones. Our friends Mick & Sue were meeting us at the house of their old school friend and bridesmaid – Tiffany. We arrived two days early and were made incredibly welcome by her. We (well, Geoff!) had work to do on the car, so one of Tiff’s friends Ross, agreed we could use his shed for the work and as shelter for the night. The farm was his grandfather’s and it looked like everything was still where grandpa put it.

The kindness of strangers - a roof over our heads to make repairs and spend the night

The kindness of strangers – a roof over our heads to make repairs and spend the night

 

Geoff worked on the car, I worked on the blog

Geoff worked on the car, I worked on the blog

 

Our bedroom decor in Ross's shed

Our bedroom decor in Ross’s shed

 

Late night labouring before bed in Ross's shed

Late night labouring before bed in Ross’s shed

We are endlessly amazed and grateful for the kindness we have received on our travels and yet again we were indebted to people for their unconditional generosity. And we got to sleep in a classic outback town shed, creaking with decades of history and machinery!

With the troopie fixed up, we headed for our rendezvous with friends. Next stop and next blog – our trip to the Red Centre.

 

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Outback Tracks

Modern technology has given us electric cars and rockets to Mars, but you still can’t beat driving a classic old outback track across Australia, in a quarter century old 4WD!

Our mud-encrusted workhorse

Our mud-encrusted workhorse

The outback tracks in Australia were predominantly stock routes – some were more “official” than others

Having finally made it across from the east coast on The Big Detour, out first Aussie outback track was, strangely named after a Polish explorer. But what an explorer! Pawel Strzelecki was about as different from Australia’s famously failed adventurers Burke and Wills as you could get.

Paweł Edmund Strzelecki

Paweł Edmund Strzelecki

Born of noble stock in Poland he became a notable explorer, navigating his way around North and South America, Europe, Africa, Cuba and many south Pacific islands before arriving in Australia in 1839.

While in Australia he explored and surveyed vast areas of Gippsland and the Snowy Mountains – climbing and naming Australia’s highest Mount Kosciuszko in honour of a national hero in Poland. He mapped Tasmania, mainly travelling on foot and in all covered 11,000 kilometers of New South Wales, Victoria and Tasmania. He eventually left for England via China, the East Indies and Egypt and on arrival was recognized by the Royal Geographical Society.

Strzelecki did much good work in his life, including coordinating famine relief in Ireland and was given many awards. It is not only the Track that bears his name in Australia, but also a desert, a mountain range, a mountain, a peak, a creek and a highway.

It is ironic that the Track which is named after such an upstanding man was actually mapped out by a thieving bushranger.

Harry Redford looked quite respectable in this photo

Harry Redford looked quite respectable in this photo

Harry Redford was working a cattle station in Queensland which was so large that he realized the owners wouldn’t even notice if some of their cattle went “missing”. Over a three month period in 1870 he corralled and then drove 1,000 cattle through some of the harshest outback lands, including carving a track through the Strzelecki Desert. His 1,000kilometer journey was so impressive and audacious that when he was finally caught, the jury acquitted him.

Thankfully we didn’t have any cattle to herd and these days on a good day the Strzelecki Track could be driven at 100kmph in a Toyota Camry.

Straight, true and blue - the Strzelecki stretches out before us

Straight, true and blue – the Strzelecki stretches out before us

Even the road trains steam through – leaving their mark on everything they pass!

Now you can see me

Now you can see me

 

Now you don't

Now you don’t

But on a bad day it can’t be driven at all. We had a good day to start with, but spotted a few signs of what it can be like on a bad one.

Showing it's stock route roots

Showing it’s stock route roots

And then we found out how little it takes for it to be a bad one.

Here comes the rain again

Here comes the rain again

 

Just a light shower and we are skidding through heavy clay

Just a light shower and we are skidding through heavy clay

Just a spit of rain turned the baked earth into sloppy, cloying mud. Much more rain and we would not have made it through.

But like Strzelecki and Redford, we finally got to the other end, sliding into Marree, mud-coated and ready for our next classic track.

After the rain and a long way from a car wash

After the rain and a long way from a car wash

 

Fresh from the Strzelecki Track we make ready at Marree to head up the Oodnadatta Track

Fresh from the Strzelecki Track we make ready at Marree to head up the Oodnadatta Track

Marree is the start of the Oodnadatta Track – an historic outback town that is proud of its history.

It might not look like much now, but the Marree mail truck always got through

It might not look like much now, but the Marree mail truck always got through

 

Memories of another age when the great Ghan still ran from Marree

Memories of another age when the great Ghan still ran from Marree

The Oodnadatta Track from Marree to Marla is another Australian touring legend. Named after a small town along its stretch, the track is a dirt road running more than 600km to the centre of Australia. It follows ancient Aboriginal ochre trading routes and it is easy to see why.

The Red Hills of the Oodnadatta Track

The Red Hills of the Oodnadatta Track

 

Lake Eyre South - where Donald Campbell secured the world land speed record

Lake Eyre South – where Donald Campbell secured the world land speed record

Much of the track runs parallel to Lake Eyre, which you can read and see more of in our previous blog “ Lake Eyre from the Air”.

As well as the wonders of the Lake, the semi desert track holds many surprises.

You start to see strange things when you have been on the track for awhile

You start to see strange things when you have been on the track for awhile

Plane Henge is a sculpture park 70 kilometers into the desert with planes, parts of trains and automobiles fashioned into glorious quirkiness.

The planes draw you into the bizarre scultpure park

The planes draw you into the bizarre sculpture park

 

Am I really standing between two planes on their tails in the middle of a desert

Am I really standing between two planes on their tails in the middle of a desert

 

With thanks to the Mutoid Waste Company

With thanks to the Mutoid Waste Company

 

Good to know the railways still had a sense of humour too

Good to know the railways still had a sense of humour too

 

Laundry day is hardcore in the outback

Laundry day is hardcore in the outback

 

We loved this proud dad taking a self with his orange-hatted kid on his shoulder

We loved this proud dad taking a self with his orange-hatted kid on his shoulder

 

Sitting down we found mum videoing dad

Sitting down we found mum videoing dad

 

Some pieces were more abstract than others

Some pieces were more abstract than others

 

Old water towers make great pets, it seems

Old water towers make great pets, it seems

 

Flower power in the desert

Flower power in the desert

Man-made curiosities were almost outdone by the natural ones. Far below the sand and red earth is the Great Artesian Basin – a massive underground natural water supply and system. Every now and then along the Oodnadatta Track the underground comes overground.

The Wabma Kadarbu Mound Springs are an oasis of softly bubbling calm literally in the middle of nowhere.

The Wabma Kadarbu Mound Springs are a verdant oasis and spiritual place for Aborigines

The Wabma Kadarbu Mound Springs are a verdant oasis and spiritual place for Aborigines

 

The Spring has been bubbling for milenia

The Spring has been bubbling for millennia

 

The spring is a few kilometres off the road and a totally unexpected patch of green and gold

The spring is a few kilometres off the road and a totally unexpected patch of green and gold

They are part of a string of springs through the region that were used by Aborigines for generations. More recently the easy access to water was the rationale for running the iconic Ghan railway line and overland telegraph through the region.

The Ghan powered the development of South Australia

The Ghan powered the development of South Australia

 The old Ghan line is long gone, but its ghost remains all along the track.

One of many old railway sidings now sinking into the outback desert

One of many old railway sidings now sinking into the outback desert

Long Ghan

Long Ghan

 

Ghosts of the great Ghan railway line can be found all along the Track

Ghosts of the great Ghan railway line can be found all along the Track

 

It's a long time since this crossing needed a second look

It’s a long time since this crossing needed a second look

 

Sometimes the good times roll again. One of siding shed is now famous for its annual outback new year’s even ball, but for most of the year the sands are slowly taking back the land.

It doesn't look much like a ballroom venue

It doesn’t look much like a ballroom venue

One man-made structure that is still maintained through the desert is the Dog Fence. The Dog Fence is the longest fence in the world. This humble stretch of wood and wire first built in the 1880’s is one of the longest structures in the world. Designed to keep dingoes away from sheep stock, it runs a mind-boggling 5,614km from the east to the south of Australia. And that is a couple of thousand kilometers shorter than it used to be!

The Dog Fence

The Dog Fence

Hundreds of men live along the fence, working in shifts and sleeping in small huts complete with satellite TV and shortwave radios to keep the barrier intact.

Our Oodnadatta journey ended just over half way up the track. We spent five days at William Creek, flying over Lake Eyre and helping out at the local pub. From there we turned off the Track and took the shorter Coober Pedy Track to the opal-mining town of of the same name.  The Living Fire is the fascinating story of that strange mining town. We fully intend to return and finish the last stretch one day.

We’ve seen emus, roos and critters galore.

A flock of cockatoos bursts out of the trees at a waterhole

A flock of cockatoos bursts out of the trees at a waterhole

 

Wild horses - brumbies - in the desert

Wild horses – brumbies – in the desert

 

They may not be able to fly, but they sure can move

They may not be able to fly, but they sure can move

 

A young dingo in search of a good meal by the look of him

A young dingo in search of a good meal by the look of him

We have watched eagles soar on the endless thermals across a huge sky. We have battled lashing rain, all-enveloping, choking dust storms, energy-sapping heat and many, many flies.

About the only thing we saw on the whole journey and once he passed we couldn't see very much at all

About the only thing we saw on the whole journey and once he passed we couldn’t see very much at all

We rarely saw another human soul until we get close to a town and even then they are few and far between. But it is those hardy men and women from generations past, and the tough old buggers that still call the outback home who have made our recent journeys across the old stock tracks possible and so memorable.

 

 

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The Big Detour

We were on our way to Lake Eyre. We weren’t even planning to go there, but just a six word message started  a 3,000km detour. The joy of unplanned vagabonding!

Our journey began right on the edge – as far from the red centre as we could get – on the most easterly point Australia at Byron Bay lighthouse.

First compass point down, three more to go

First compass point down, three more to go

We were heading north to Cape York. But one text message from Geoff’s brother, Chris, to say “there is water in Lake Eyre” – an extremely rare occurrence – and we turned left and west – direction, the aptly named Adventure Way and a 2,500km detour from the original plan.

Adventure all the way

Adventure all the way

One of our first stops was an unassuming high street with a big claim to fame:

Tenterfield - the town that launched a nation

Tenterfield – the town that launched a nation

Tenterfield is credited as being the place where the Australian nation was born, following a fiery speech by Henry Parkes, a local politician strongly advocating unity of the colonies.

Welcome to the birth of Australia

Welcome to the birth of Australia

 

Where it all began - the hall where the federation speech was made

Where it all began – the hall where the federation speech was made

 

Remembering the start of it all

Remembering the start of it all

Such was the persuasiveness of his argument that is sparked the movement which produced the federation just over a decade later.

After Tenterfield there was not so much fire, but water. And it wasn’t long before we were an integral part of nature’s story.

There's a reason there is water flowing into the Lake

There’s a reason there is water flowing into the Lake

 

Road trains stop for nothing - even the rain

Road trains stop for nothing – even the rain

 

Our hubs floweth over

Our hubs floweth over

Torrential rain at Goondiwindi meant camping was cancelled in favour of a nice dry room at the splendid Victoria Hotel and although we left in bright sunshine the boggy roadsides told a different story.

The imposing Victoria Hotel was a grand sanctuary

The imposing Victoria Hotel was a grand sanctuary

 

Even though it was high summer, the flood waters were right up to the road

Even though it was high summer, the flood waters were right up to the road

And many people thought we were crazy to do the trip in high summer. The signs were everywhere

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave

But so was the welcome.

Everyone's a joker

Everyone’s a joker

Nindigully Pub is a classic outback institution, miles from anywhere and also closed when we got there. But they opened up and offered a welcome cold beer when we pulled up.

The Nindigully pub - an outback institution

The Nindigully pub – an outback institution

They also had all the gossip despite their remote location – something we found repeated at every stop!

At Bollon the one-street town provides a beautiful free campsite alongside the river.

Free camping by the creek at Bollon

Free camping by the creek at Bollon

 

The lovely evening light on the creek at Bollon

The lovely evening light on the creek at Bollon

 

Apparently pelicans only appear when the water is set to stay

Apparently pelicans only appear when the water is set to stay

 

Cheery neighhbours in Bollon

Cheery neighbours in Bollon

When we arrived the locals had pulled up their chairs to watch the waters as they lapped at the sides of the road. We met Lonnie, the local policeman, general store-owner, gas station manager, camp oven cooking expert and world champion sheep shearer.

Next stop Cunnamulla, where we were told that the road ahead at Eulo was flooded and we couldn’t get through.

Well, there goes Plan A

Well, there goes Plan A

Eulo normally prides itself on the fact that the 50 residents share the town with 1500 lizards, but on that day it had a different claim to fame.

A proud boast that might not appeal to everyone

A proud boast that might not appeal to everyone

It wasn’t just a flooded road, but also a washed out bridge that stopped us and everyone else in their tracks.

Geoff and the locals contemplate the road less likely to be travelled now

Geoff and the locals contemplate the road less likely to be travelled now

 

The tide is high, but they're holding on

The tide is high, but they’re holding on

 

Here's one that Eulo missed

Here’s one that Eulo missed

We turned around and headed back to Cunnamulla only to discover the roadside show at Bollon had just got better and that road was now washed out too! Our only option for a bridge over the river was 300km north, and so began a 600km detour from our detour. We were starting to appreciate the trials of outback travel.

We were also beginning to really appreciate the generosity of outback communities. At Wyandra the town laid on a gorgeous free campsite, complete with fire pit, solar showers, a camp kitchen and a mob of kangaroos for company.

We vagabonds are very grateful to towns like this for facitilities like these

We vagabonds are very grateful to towns like this for facilities like these

From Wyandra we continued our northern loop around the floods, through Charleville, where appropriately, the summer heat started to crank up again. An average day was topping 40 degrees. Charleville was most memorable to us for the marvelous Clement Wragge, the self-styled “rain-maker” who tried in vain to bring water during one of the worst droughts in the region.

The Vortex Canons in Charleville

The Vortex Canons in Charleville

 

The Vortex Canons are still not showing any sign of rain

The Vortex Canons are still not showing any sign of rain

His fantastic Stiger Vortex rain canons designed to fire gases into the atmosphere that create clouds and therefore rain. The guns failed and the drought continued for many more months. We could have done with a few canon firings that day, as the mercury continued to rise. We stopped counting at 48.5degrees during the day and a balmy 37 degrees overnight, in a nylon tent!

Even the locals look a little frazzled by the heat

Even the locals look a little frazzled by the heat

 

The heat shimmer on the road ahead

The heat shimmer on the road ahead

Next stop Eromanga – a town whose name has made it famous in Japan for meaning cartoon porn or erotic manga.

The least likely place to be a Japanese porn capital, but there are surprised everywhere

The least likely place to be a Japanese porn capital, but there are surprised everywhere

It’s dusty, deserted streets didn’t feel erotic, but there was something cartoonish about the Canadian campsite manager who was deeply suspicious of our intentions, claiming no one had passed through the area in a month.

Eromanga maybe the most inland town, but it was looking pretty wet

Eromanga maybe the most inland town, but it was looking pretty wet

Onward we pressed heading toward Innamincka. It was not far from this isolated hamlet that two of Australia’s greatest failed adventurers, Burke and Wills met what some would say was their inevitable end. It is a story worthy reading and remarkable in it relentless hopeless endeavour. You can find our short version of it in The Long March to Failure.

Spectacular but threatening skies

Spectacular but threatening skies

Full of stories of disaster we modern-day adventurers were painfully aware of the darken skies above us and set out for Innamincka – which boasts a pub, an hotel and that’s about it. It was also our starting point for the Strzelecki Track.

It was just a clear run into town - or so we thought

It was just a clear run into town – or so we thought

Burke and Wills may have planned badly, but even they couldn’t be blamed for the brutal nature of Australian outback in the summer. We soon came to appreciate some of their pain.

 

There may be trouble ahead

There may be trouble ahead

What started out as a hot, clear blue day soon became iron-dark and brooding.

Red sky in the middle of the day - outback warning

Red sky in the middle of the day – outback warning

 

The gathering storm

The gathering storm

Before long the last bit of tarred road had given way to dirt and we were facing dueling storms – with half the sky blackened with thunder-clattering clouds and lightening bolts and the other a red-earth mass lifted off the ground more than a kilometer high and tens of kilometers wide.

Alone on the road we could see nothing all around, but had no choice but to keep going. Bad as the dust storm was, getting stuck on a dirt road a long way from nowhere in a thunderstorm was worse. The mud-sucking qualities of an outback track are as legendary as the tracks themselves.

The pictures tell the story better than we can

The wind starts to pick up ahead of the storm

The wind starts to pick up ahead of the storm

 

The tar is rapidly becoming the dirt

The tar is rapidly becoming the dirt

 

The road is fast disappearing

The road is fast disappearing

 

What few landmarks we had were also fast disappearing

What few landmarks we had were also fast disappearing

 

Completely enveloped in the red earth

Completely enveloped in the red earth

We finally punched through the dust storm and landed in Innamincka. Geoff poured kilos of dirt out of the air filter and the landlord poured cold beer.

More than a kilometre high and tens of kilometres wide

More than a kilometre high and tens of kilometres wide

 

The line on the horizon are full-grown gum trees, dwarfed by the storm

The line on the horizon are full-grown gum trees, dwarfed by the storm

 

Thanks for the welcome South Australia

Thanks for the welcome South Australia

All of that and we still hadn’t even got to the Tracks. But next stop and next story – we will take you down two of the classic Australian outback tracks roadtrips.

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The Long March to Failure

Robert Burke and John Wills’ ambitious expedition to map Australia from the south to north coasts in 1840 is a classic saga of bad planning, worse leadership and fatal consequences. Yet the two men are still memorialized in Australian history.

Robert Burke and John Wills

Robert Burke and John Wills

Finding a way through Australia’s harsh terrain from Melbourne on the south coast of the continent, to the Gulf of Carpentaria in the north – more than 3,000km – was a much prized goal.

The planned route of the mammoth expedition

The planned route of the mammoth expedition

Every colony, which have since become states, was considering the attempt and putting up considerable money for the victorious team.

So today it would seem strange that the financial backers of the Victoria expedition committee still chose the entirely inexperienced Robert Burke to head it. But factions within and dislike of “foreigners” on the committee, despite their expedition experience, meant local policeman Burke got the gig. It was a decision that proved fatal.

The signs were there from early on. Burke’s team of 19 men left the Royal Park in Melbourne in August 1860 with six wagons of supplies to last two years.

The overladen expedition leaves Melbourne

The overladen expedition leaves Melbourne

The committee had also decided in their wisdom that dried meat carried in three extra wagons, was a better idea than the normal practice of herding live cattle, which can move on their own and be slaughtered en route. Apparently an oak writing desk was also amongst the necessities loaded onto the creaking vehicles. One broke down before it even left the park; a second was lost within a few kilometers.

It took the team two months to travel 750km to the edge of what was still the colony of Victoria. The postal service usually took a week to travel the same route. By that time two of the expeditions five officers had resigned because of Burke’s leadership, making John Wills second in command; 13 men had been fired and 8 newly hired. It wasn’t looking good!

The deadly dash for the north, with John King

The deadly dash for the north, with John King

Because of fears that other explorers may beat them to the coast and claim the prize money, Burke decided to make a dash to the Gulf with Wills and team member John King, despite the journey being through the worst of the Australian summer in the outback. The rest of the group was left behind at a depot camp near Innamincka.

Visiting the Dig Tree 150 years later

Visiting the Dig Tree 150 years later

More bad decisions, illness, failing supplies and impassable swamps meant Burke’s team never made it to the coast and only three of the four made it back to the original camp, only to find the remaining team had left hours earlier. They had waited an extra month for the men to return, but finally given up hope, leaving supplies and instructions to “Dig” for them.

The Dig Tree is the last story in their catalogue of failings.

The historic Dig Tree

The historic Dig Tree

 

The Dig Tree is now a national parks reserve

The Dig Tree is now a national parks reserve

After using all the supplies, Burke and Wills made the final fatal judgement – deciding to make a 250km desert trek west to a stock station instead of retracing the steps of the depot party heading south. They left no message at the tree, so when the depot party returned with fresh supplies they did not know that the two men were only 35km away in the wrong direction.

John Longstaff's painting of the arrival of the two men at the Dig Tree

John Longstaff’s painting of the arrival of the two men at the Dig Tree

 

The drama of the Dig Tree story was enhanced by nature the day we visited

The drama of the Dig Tree story was enhanced by nature the day we visited

Burke, Wills died within a few days and a few kilometers of rescue, ten months after they set out from Melbourne. In all seven men perished in pursuit of the prize. Perhaps the final insult of their failed endeavour is that the rescue party sent out to find the two men from competing colony of Queensland, because there was no sign they had been at the Dig Tree, kept on going north on their search and went on to successfully make the north-south trek and claim the prize money.

But because history and people are strange, it is still Burke and Wills who are remembered, despite their failure, and not that other guy who actually completed the mission.

Burke's image was carved into a nearby tree forty years later as a memorial

Burke’s image was carved into a nearby tree forty years later as a memorial

 

Forever etched in the bark by the trees that could have saved him

Forever etched in the bark by the trees that could have saved him

Thousands lined the route for their funeral procession.

The funeral route for Burke & Wills

The funeral route for Burke & Wills

 

A dramatic representation of the scale of the funeral procession

A dramatic representation of the scale of the funeral procession

Their names are in every Australian history book. Statues, memorials, roads and monuments carry their story

Burke and Wills monument in Melbourne

Burke and Wills monument in Melbourne

their faces even ended up on the nation’s stamps.

Burke and Wills stamps

Burke and Wills stamps

So perhaps in some perverse way, they succeeded after all.